Post by kenny220 on Jul 31, 2009 14:19:42 GMT
10.Sleep after exhaustion
Imagine not sleeping for 3 days straight. It doesn't matter how hot the girl in bed with you is, if you are really tired you won't care... you'd probably just fall asleep in the middle anyway. Think of a man falling asleep face first into his soup and apply that to oral sex.
9. Food after starvation
You know its rough when even Jesus is REALLY thinking about selling his soul for a IN & OUT Burger. I bet when he got back to town the first thing he had was a milkshake and I bet it was f**k**g awesome.
8.Water after being parched
Anyone who has ever gone without water for more than 2 Days will tell you they would slit the throat of the cutest puppy in the world just to drink its blood before going one more day without life giving water.
7.Finally repaying a large financial / Indebted burden.
Having a 100k loan over your head as a poor college student effects every action of your life. When its finally gone... I can only imagine the sense of relief. Now I can afford to buy my own gas instead of just siphoning it from the neighbors at night...I've had them thinking their Prius was getting only 13MPG for the last 6 months.
6.Big nuts/Big Piss
While most people will scoff at the placement of BIGSHIT/BIG PISS I ask you to stop and really think about it. Think of the last time you held it in for a few hours because you were in a meeting or you were in the car. When you finally felt that release it was more than just a relief... it was near ecstasy. Besides Imagine the embarrassment avoided by not shitting or pissing your pants.
5.The first time you tell someone you love them and they feel the same way. You may only experience this a few times in your life. Some might never, but it is unexplainable. It is.... well it deserves to be in the top 10 for sure.
4.Surviving a near death experience
That was a close one.
3.Orgasm
When you have an orgasm the rest of the world just melts around you. Good by yourself. Better when shared with another. Best when shared with really hot twins. Not so good when shared with animals, close relative, sharp objects, aliens, Really really ugly people, People you hate, trees, toasters, guns, cattle prods, and anything involving crazy glue.
2. Drug induced High... Coke, Meth... Its all a personal choice, while I myself have never experienced this feeling I've heard that it is unlike anything else in the world. Everyone says Its better than sex so if sex is number 3.... Anyway even this this is the 2nd best experience in the world whats to follow is about as good as taking it up the butt by a Sperm whale
1. Experiencing all of the previous Highs at the same time.
This is a difficult task and while it is often attempted to my knowledge it has never been achieved. Usually it ends in a complete disaster.
please add yours to the list, or comments please
Imagine not sleeping for 3 days straight. It doesn't matter how hot the girl in bed with you is, if you are really tired you won't care... you'd probably just fall asleep in the middle anyway. Think of a man falling asleep face first into his soup and apply that to oral sex.
9. Food after starvation
You know its rough when even Jesus is REALLY thinking about selling his soul for a IN & OUT Burger. I bet when he got back to town the first thing he had was a milkshake and I bet it was f**k**g awesome.
8.Water after being parched
Anyone who has ever gone without water for more than 2 Days will tell you they would slit the throat of the cutest puppy in the world just to drink its blood before going one more day without life giving water.
7.Finally repaying a large financial / Indebted burden.
Having a 100k loan over your head as a poor college student effects every action of your life. When its finally gone... I can only imagine the sense of relief. Now I can afford to buy my own gas instead of just siphoning it from the neighbors at night...I've had them thinking their Prius was getting only 13MPG for the last 6 months.
6.Big nuts/Big Piss
While most people will scoff at the placement of BIGSHIT/BIG PISS I ask you to stop and really think about it. Think of the last time you held it in for a few hours because you were in a meeting or you were in the car. When you finally felt that release it was more than just a relief... it was near ecstasy. Besides Imagine the embarrassment avoided by not shitting or pissing your pants.
5.The first time you tell someone you love them and they feel the same way. You may only experience this a few times in your life. Some might never, but it is unexplainable. It is.... well it deserves to be in the top 10 for sure.
4.Surviving a near death experience
That was a close one.
3.Orgasm
When you have an orgasm the rest of the world just melts around you. Good by yourself. Better when shared with another. Best when shared with really hot twins. Not so good when shared with animals, close relative, sharp objects, aliens, Really really ugly people, People you hate, trees, toasters, guns, cattle prods, and anything involving crazy glue.
2. Drug induced High... Coke, Meth... Its all a personal choice, while I myself have never experienced this feeling I've heard that it is unlike anything else in the world. Everyone says Its better than sex so if sex is number 3.... Anyway even this this is the 2nd best experience in the world whats to follow is about as good as taking it up the butt by a Sperm whale
1. Experiencing all of the previous Highs at the same time.
This is a difficult task and while it is often attempted to my knowledge it has never been achieved. Usually it ends in a complete disaster.
please add yours to the list, or comments please
