Post by stevenr1953 on Mar 7, 2015 17:29:42 GMT
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an a s s h o l e!
It gets toad away.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an a s s h o l e!