Post by fracker on Mar 18, 2017 21:33:29 GMT
Given Saint Paddy's day has recently passed, I was reminded to post some old limericks...
Some sad, some worse, but all intended in good humour. :-)
There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose thingy was so long he could suck it.
He exclaimed with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a thingy I could f**k it."
...and paying homage to the Kennedy family... You may need to google an incident involving a female drowning in a car that was a secretary for one of the Kennedy boys
There once was a senator from Mass.,
who in search of a fine piece of ass,
Lucked out and found one,
fucked up and drowned one,
And now his career's in the past.
My apologies for the adult rated language. If this is inappropriate for the board, I'm sure the moderator will advise me and they will be removed.
Some sad, some worse, but all intended in good humour. :-)
There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose thingy was so long he could suck it.
He exclaimed with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a thingy I could f**k it."
...and paying homage to the Kennedy family... You may need to google an incident involving a female drowning in a car that was a secretary for one of the Kennedy boys
There once was a senator from Mass.,
who in search of a fine piece of ass,
Lucked out and found one,
fucked up and drowned one,
And now his career's in the past.
My apologies for the adult rated language. If this is inappropriate for the board, I'm sure the moderator will advise me and they will be removed.