Post by norakibuen on Apr 19, 2009 11:23:40 GMT
OH MAN I'M TIRED!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while
his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through
so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my
wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day Amen."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his
mate,awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast,packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning,took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to
make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the
groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already
1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum,
dust, and sweep and Mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick
up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did
the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables
for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put t hem to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which
he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said:
-"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us
trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine
months though. You got pregnant last night."
This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while
his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through
so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my
wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day Amen."
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning,
sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his
mate,awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them
breakfast,packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning,took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to
make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the
groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already
1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum,
dust, and sweep and Mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick
up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did
the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables
for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put t hem to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which
he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said:
-"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us
trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine
months though. You got pregnant last night."
This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!
