Post by kenny220 on May 5, 2009 15:59:01 GMT
Mating & Dating
Simple rules in Dating with women
How would you act if you knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that she was totally into you, but you weren’t that interested, and decided to reluctantly give her a chance to hang out with you? How would you behave?
• Stop trying to impress. If a woman feels attraction then possessions don’t matter.
• Always communicate that you are the selector
• Take the attitude that you judge without being affected by the judgments of others
• Always be picky and tease her about how she’s screwing up her chances with you read more
Dating with women
WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Why Do Women Date Rich Men
Very often it is found that women loves to date with financially strong men. Just as a dog gets atttracted towards bones, men gets attracted towards beautiful women similarly women are attracted to males who have the most resources and the ability to manipulate and distribute those resources. Question like why? read more
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Guys can be kinda dumb.
I’m not talking kinda dumb in a low-IQ kind of way—remember wayne Last time we checked, he was a guy—and clearly not unintelligent. But in terms of figuring out how to comprehend a woman’s feelings about us when we’re trying to make the leap from “friends” to “friends who kiss,” forget about it. This is especially true for guys who’ve been burned in the past (and who hasn’t been?) who are wary about rejection. Maybe we’re not totally illiterate, but we often have a difficult time reading signals. So here, a few signs she’s interested—consider them your green light to get closer.
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
*How To Attract Opposite Sex*
*BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION *
Want to be the one who gets noticed? Stand in the center of the room. Where you are in a room (and what you're doing) has a lot to do with your ability to attract the opposite sex. Where should you be for the highest impact and the greatest number of interested cuties? Smack-dab in the center of the room, standing up and moving around a bit. read more
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total takeover.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
quotes on what you think the others did with there$£5000 please ,?
Simple rules in Dating with women
How would you act if you knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that she was totally into you, but you weren’t that interested, and decided to reluctantly give her a chance to hang out with you? How would you behave?
• Stop trying to impress. If a woman feels attraction then possessions don’t matter.
• Always communicate that you are the selector
• Take the attitude that you judge without being affected by the judgments of others
• Always be picky and tease her about how she’s screwing up her chances with you read more
Dating with women
WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Why Do Women Date Rich Men
Very often it is found that women loves to date with financially strong men. Just as a dog gets atttracted towards bones, men gets attracted towards beautiful women similarly women are attracted to males who have the most resources and the ability to manipulate and distribute those resources. Question like why? read more
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Guys can be kinda dumb.
I’m not talking kinda dumb in a low-IQ kind of way—remember wayne Last time we checked, he was a guy—and clearly not unintelligent. But in terms of figuring out how to comprehend a woman’s feelings about us when we’re trying to make the leap from “friends” to “friends who kiss,” forget about it. This is especially true for guys who’ve been burned in the past (and who hasn’t been?) who are wary about rejection. Maybe we’re not totally illiterate, but we often have a difficult time reading signals. So here, a few signs she’s interested—consider them your green light to get closer.
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks you are boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
*How To Attract Opposite Sex*
*BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION *
Want to be the one who gets noticed? Stand in the center of the room. Where you are in a room (and what you're doing) has a lot to do with your ability to attract the opposite sex. Where should you be for the highest impact and the greatest number of interested cuties? Smack-dab in the center of the room, standing up and moving around a bit. read more
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total takeover.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
quotes on what you think the others did with there$£5000 please ,?